Reindeer Jokes
June 24, 2009 by xmastips
Filed under Christmas, Holiday Fun
Most kids love jokes. Adults may chuckle politely, but kids will laugh uproariously over the silliest jokes. So if you’ve got some kids waiting for some good, clean Christmas jokes, here you go – a list of silly jokes about Santa’s reindeer.
Where do you find flying reindeer?
Wherever you left them
Can Santa’s reindeer fly higher than a 15-story building?
Of course, they can. Buildings can’t fly at all.
Why do reindeer fly over tall mountains?
Because they can’t fly under them.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
Where do reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
Deery Queen
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea.
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a banana?
They’re both yellow – except for the reindeer.
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What does a reindeer say before he tells you a great joke?
This one is going to sleigh you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas Eve is coming?
He looks at a calen-”deer”
How do you fit four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you fit four elves in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
